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      <title>Third Swatting Call this Month Forced Costco to Evacuate. Not a Single Arrest Has Been Made.</title>
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      <description>An anonymous caller&apos;s shooting threat emptied the Washington Boulevard Costco on Saturday, the third hoax emergency to strike in or near Culver City since early April, raising urgent questions about strained police resources and a community still raw from a deadly parking-lot shooting in February.</description>
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      <title>Yes, Teenagers Are Actually Storming Scientology Buildings In a New Viral “Speedrun” Challenge</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 20:14:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A teenager&apos;s 60 second prank pulled 90 million views. Two weeks later, there&apos;s felony charges, a hate crime investigation, and critics of the Church are pleading for an end to the out of control trend.</description>
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      <title>Spotted: Camouflaged BMW 7 Series Prototype Caught Cruising the 10 West in Los Angeles</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 02:31:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Bavaria&apos;s flagship sedan was spotted mid test run on the Santa Monica Freeway, swirly camo wrap and all.</description>
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      <title>Park Campaign Offers Replacement Lawn Signs After CD11 Yard Signs Go Missing</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 00:06:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Councilmember Traci Park has the largest war chest in the race, but somebody keeps taking her signs off Westside lawns. Now her campaign is offering replacements.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>How Prediction Markets like Kalshi and Polymarket Are Falling Apart Behind the Scenes</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 15:48:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Prediction markets promised to replace punditry with probability. Instead, they delivered thin liquidity, rampant manipulation, and confident-looking numbers backed by little more than organized speculation and good branding.</description>
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      <title>A String of Brazen Robberies Rattles Mar Vista, Centered on Maplewood Avenue and Marco Place</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 15:43:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Masked crews working in minutes have hit roughly a dozen Westside Village homes, taking jewelry and designer goods while leaving electronics behind, as LAPD eyes ties to organized burglary rings.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>3 Years Later: The Revitalize Rose Avenue Project Has Started</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 07:31:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A pedestrian project finally broke ground in April after three years of political musical chairs. The story of what got built, what got cut, and what still hasn&apos;t happened.</description>
      <category>Local</category>
      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>Why Are Angelenos Paying for Streetlights They Already Paid For?</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 04:53:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>After 30 years of frozen fees, City Hall wants property owners to nearly triple what they pay to keep the streetlights on. Ballots are due June 2, and a blank one counts as a yes.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>At Least We Still Have Music Festivals</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 02:44:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>From Coachella to Stagecoach in Indio, they make $700 million in regional impact, and for three days the world&apos;s problems stayed politely outside the gates.</description>
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      <author>James F</author>
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      <title>125 Cameras and Zero Lessons Learned: Why Los Angeles Is About to Repeat Its 2011 Mistake</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 23:02:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Fifteen years ago, Los Angeles killed its automated traffic camera program because it was wasteful, legally shaky, and nearly impossible to enforce. In March, the City Council unanimously voted to do it all over again.</description>
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      <title>Beethoven Market: What Mar Vista Is Really Fighting About</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2026 02:43:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A beloved Mar Vista restaurant got its liquor license revoked after a small group of opponents filed 49 complaints. The majority of them went nowhere.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>Who is Faizah Malik?? The Housing Attorney on the June Ballot for CD11</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2026 02:06:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A closer look at the first-time candidate challenging Councilmember Traci Park on Los Angeles&apos; Westside</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>Pentagon Drops Mandatory Flu Shots for U.S. Troops, Ending a Requirement That Stood for Decades</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 19:19:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made the annual vaccine voluntary for active duty, reserve and civilian personnel, calling the longstanding mandate &quot;overly broad&quot; and invoking medical autonomy and religious freedom. Public health officials warned the move could erode force readiness.</description>
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      <author>James F</author>
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      <title>LAUSD Votes to Curb Classroom Screen Time, Becoming First Major U.S. District to Set Device Limits</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 19:13:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Board members directed the superintendent to deliver a plan by June that eliminates devices in preschool through first grade, caps daily screen time for every other grade, and blocks student access to YouTube on district hardware.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>How the Return of the Rose Avenue Encampment Is Reshaping the 2026 LA Mayor&apos;s Race</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 14:28:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A Westside sidewalk that was Mayor Karen Bass&apos;s first Inside Safe success story is now her first Inside Safe failure. An 11-to-4 council vote on April 14 forced challenger Nithya Raman onto the record, and gave Councilwoman Traci Park a contrast she is ready to run on.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>The Dark Blocks of Mar Vista: Why Solar Streetlights Can&apos;t Come Fast Enough</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 02:18:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>One in ten LA streetlights is out, the average repair takes a year, and the city wants homeowners to pay $147 more to keep rebuilding the same copper that thieves keep ripping back out. There is a better answer on the table. The Council should stop moving slowly toward it.</description>
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      <author>Tripp</author>
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      <title>The Mar Vista Farmers Market Is the Civic Heart of the Westside. Let&apos;s Act Like It!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 02:06:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The one weekly ritual that still pulls Mar Vista together deserves permanent infrastructure, protected farmer slots, and expanded CalFresh matching, not another grant cycle of benign neglect.</description>
      <category>Local</category>
      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>LAPD Escalates DUI Enforcement in Hollywood and Central L.A. as City Confronts Wave of Impaired-Driving Deaths</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 01:47:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Saturation patrols and a Friday night checkpoint are part of a $960,276 grant-funded campaign underwritten by the state.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>Mar Vista Council Votes to Oppose Flock Surveillance Cameras, Joining Growing National Backlash</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 01:16:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Residents and elected representatives of Mar Vista have formally voted to oppose the deployment of Flock Safety license plate reader cameras in their community, and to demand the removal of those already installed.</description>
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      <author>Susan A</author>
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      <title>4/20: The Culture, History, and Future of Weed</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 22:33:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The secret code five California teenagers invented in 1971 is now a billion-dollar global holiday. Here&apos;s how weed went from contraband to culture.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Stacey A</author>
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      <title>Clavicular&apos;s Overdose and the Drugs Hiding Under the Aesthetic</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 18:29:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>An influencer economy built on &quot;optimization&quot; is quietly mainstreaming hard drug use among young men — and it took a near-death livestream for the conversation to start.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>James F</author>
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      <title>Claude vs. ChatGPT vs. Grok vs. MiniMax: Does Any of This Actually Matter to You?</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 16:33:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Tech Twitter is having a meltdown over benchmark scores. Your mom just wants to know how to write a sick-day email.</description>
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      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>Inside the YouTube Economy of First Amendment Auditors</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 03:23:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>An American social movement armed with smartphones, lawsuits, and ad revenue is reshaping what &quot;citizen journalism&quot; looks like at your local post office.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Your Favorite YouTuber Works for Blackstone Now</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 01:42:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The last &quot;independent&quot; medium on Earth is being quietly rolled up by the same firms that gutted Toys R Us. You should be furious.</description>
      <category>Tech</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>The Terminable Vocabulary of 23,000 Students</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 20:16:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A clinical evaluation of the December 2025 North Carolina DOJ lawsuit against the Department of Education reveals that $50 million in federal education grants were terminated through manual digital searches for disfavored terminology rather than standard metrics of school performance. The funding cuts disproportionately target rural districts recovering from disaster and eliminate support for approximately 23,000 low-income students.</description>
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      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>5.2 Million Pages Left, and the Clock Is Ticking</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/52-million-pages-left-and-the-clock-is-ticking-1767298291429</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 20:09:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>DOJ says 5.2 million Epstein-file pages remain under review as the release slips past a Dec. 19 deadline, raising questions about transparency theater, redactions, and what real accountability would actually look like.</description>
      <category>U.S.</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Minnesota’s Fraud Reckoning Just Escalated, Again</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/minnesotas-fraud-reckoning-just-escalated-again-1767050295423</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2025 23:13:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Federal agents are expanding a sweeping fraud probe in Minneapolis as Minnesota’s biggest public money scandals collide: Feeding Our Future, Medicaid billing schemes, and a viral daycare narrative. Here’s what’s confirmed in court filings, what officials are alleging, and what comes next.</description>
      <category>U.S.</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Swiss GDP Growth Stalls Amidst U.S. Tarrifs</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/swiss-gdp-growth-stalls-amidst-us-tarrifs-1766695506134</link>
      <guid isPermaLink="true">https://probablynews.org/story/swiss-gdp-growth-stalls-amidst-us-tarrifs-1766695506134</guid>
      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 22:06:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A first-quarter stockpiling surge masked underlying fragility. Now, with a 39% duty on Swiss goods, the bill is coming due.</description>
      <category>Business</category>
      <author>Declan Meyer</author>
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      <title>Epstein Files: Transparency, Fully Redacted</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/epstein-files-transparency-fully-redacted-1765863090892</link>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 05:31:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Congress votes 427–1 to “release everything,” confident that the only thing making it out is the black ink.</description>
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      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>Who Was Rob Reiner? Hollywood Star Found Dead Alongside His Wife.</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 23:59:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Rob Reiner, director of &quot;The Princess Bride,&quot; &quot;When Harry Met Sally,&quot; and &quot;A Few Good Men,&quot; found dead at 78 with wife Michele in apparent homicide. LAPD investigating deaths of acclaimed filmmaker and Emmy-winning actor from &quot;All in the Family.&quot;</description>
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      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Salvation Requires a Private Airstrip</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/salvation-requires-a-private-airstrip-1765769870898</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 03:37:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The tax-exempt wealth of America’s richest televangelists, contrasting Kenneth Copeland’s $760 million empire and Creflo Dollar’s private jet fundraising with the financial reality of their congregations</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>How We Automated Education Until Only the Tuition Bill Remained Human</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/how-we-automated-education-until-only-the-tuition-bill-remained-human-1765761764383</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 01:25:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>An investigation into how artificial intelligence has transformed education into a closed loop where neither students nor teachers engage with actual learning. Examining AI detection failures, the $300 billion EdTech industry, and the absurd case of a Texas professor who failed an entire class based on ChatGPT hallucinations.</description>
      <category>U.S.</category>
      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>We Are Safeguarded by Illusion</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/we-are-safeguarded-by-illusion-1765760674319</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 01:25:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>An examination of America&apos;s security paradox: why barbers need 40x more training than armed guards, TSA fails 95% of weapon tests, hundreds of officers stood outside Uvalde for 77 minutes, and we&apos;ve convinced ourselves that expensive, visible security measures equal actual protection.</description>
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      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>Perfect Machines, Imperfect Standards</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/perfect-machines-imperfect-standards-1765758746331</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 01:25:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Autonomous vehicles crash 85% less than humans, yet we reject them after one mistake. Why we trust fallible humans over superior algorithms, and what it costs us. </description>
      <category>Tech</category>
      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>The Liquidation of a Brand</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/the-liquidation-of-a-brand-1765678890964</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2025 06:47:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>An evidence-based analysis of Donald Trump’s declining brand power, using financial data, real estate performance, digital asset failures, and audience behavior to show how the Trump name has shifted from a value multiplier to a measurable liability. </description>
      <category>Business</category>
      <author>Rachel B</author>
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      <title>A Town in Mourning, A Community Still Standing: Pacific Palisades, CA</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 17:28:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The closure of the Palisadian-Post marks a painful moment for Pacific Palisades, arriving in the aftermath of a devastating fire that reshaped the town and displaced much of its community. For nearly a century, the paper served as a shared civic voice, documenting everyday life and anchoring residents to a sense of place. As rebuilding slowly begins, many have followed recovery through accounts like palisadesrecoveryhq, finding both comfort and heartbreak in each update. </description>
      <category>Local</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Epstein Photo Drop; Trump, ‘No Big Deal’</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/epstein-photo-drop-trump-no-big-deal</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 08:25:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>House Democrats Release Epstein Photos, Renew Pressure on DOJ to Disclose Files
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee released 19 photographs connected to Jeffrey Epstein, drawn from a collection of more than 95,000 images obtained from his estate. The undated photos show Epstein socializing with prominent figures including Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, and Prince Andrew, with the faces of women redacted.</description>
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      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>Top 20 Memes of the Year</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 04:43:42 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This article breaks down 20 viral memes circulating across TikTok, Discord, and Instagram, from number-based inside jokes and AI-generated absurdism to looks discourse and “brainrot” humor. It explains each meme’s origin, usage, and cultural function, showing how irony, randomness, and shock have become defining features of Gen Z internet language.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Anakin</author>
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      <title>The Blackpill Effect: How Determinism Rebranded Self-Improvement Online</title>
      <link>https://probablynews.org/story/the-blackpill-effect-how-determinism-rebranded-self-improvement-online</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2025 04:19:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>This article examines the rise of blackpill (BP) ideology and looksmaxxing culture across social media platforms like TikTok, Reddit, and Discord. It explains how blackpill thinking promotes genetic determinism in dating and social success, while looksmaxxing reframes self-improvement as aesthetic optimization.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>James F</author>
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      <title>Probably News Release</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 23:07:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Today - December 12, 2025 - marks the creation of probably news.</description>
      <category>Local</category>
      <author>Executive Editor</author>
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      <title>Venture Capital Funding Rebounds as AI Startups Dominate</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 21:41:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Venture capital investment in startups has rebounded sharply in the second half of 2024, driven almost entirely by massive bets on artificial intelligence companies.</description>
      <category>Business</category>
      <author>Sarah Martinez</author>
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      <title>Congress Reaches Breakthrough on $2 Trillion Infrastructure Package</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:11:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>After months of gridlock, congressional leaders announced a bipartisan infrastructure deal that would invest $2 trillion in American roads, bridges, public transit, and broadband internet.</description>
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      <author>Maya Chen</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:55:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>After two weeks of negotiations, world leaders emerged with a binding agreement to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 60% by 2035.</description>
      <category>World</category>
      <author>James Okonkwo</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 16:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>A new generation of AI &quot;agents&quot; that can autonomously perform complex tasks is beginning to transform white-collar work, with major implications for employment.</description>
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      <author>Alex Kim</author>
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      <title>The Myth of Meritocracy in Elite College Admissions</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 16:25:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Elite college admissions purport to reward merit, but the definition of merit has always been shaped by those already in power.</description>
      <category>Opinion</category>
      <author>Jordan Ellis</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 14:40:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Major streaming services are pursuing mergers and partnerships as subscriber growth plateaus and the economics of streaming come under pressure.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Jordan Ellis</author>
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      <description>The European Union has finalized its landmark AI Act, establishing the world&apos;s most comprehensive regulations for artificial intelligence.</description>
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      <author>James Okonkwo</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 08:37:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Major record labels have reached an agreement with AI companies to license music catalogs for model training, establishing a new revenue stream for artists.</description>
      <category>Culture</category>
      <author>Jordan Ellis</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 08:21:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The Federal Reserve held interest rates steady but signaled that rate cuts could begin as early as March if inflation continues to moderate.</description>
      <category>Business</category>
      <author>Sarah Martinez</author>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 06:34:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>The Supreme Court agreed to hear a case that could fundamentally alter how antitrust law applies to technology platforms.</description>
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      <author>Maya Chen</author>
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